Reno Omokri: Former aide to ex-president of Nigeria, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, has rolled out list of things to do before travelling on the Abuja-Kaduna road.

Complaints have been growing in reent times over the security threats people plying the Abuja-Kaduna road encounter.

Reno Omokri has advised Nigerians plying the route to do the following:

Things to do BEFORE driving on Abuja-Kaduna road:

* Write your LAST WILL and TESTAMENT

* FAST and PRAY

*APPEASE your village people

* ANOINT your car with ANOINTING OIL

* Seek appointment with DADDY GO

* Practice how to RUN into the BUSH

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